Posted 32 minutes ago

constantbullshitting:

oilauren:

"I looked at my hand and my little finger was gone – the bone was sticking out. It’s the weirdest feeling; one second you’re fine and your little finger is there, and the next second it’s gone. It shoves reality up your backside. I was in so much pain and shock that the first thing that hit my head was the beat and the bass. The bass was hard, so I just ripped off my top, wrapped it around my finger and tied it up as tight as I could and skanked it out for half an hour. My mentality was, ‘I’ve only been here for an hour, I’ve paid £10 for this night, I’ve lost my little finger – am I seriously going to go? Nah, I’m going to skank until I can’t skank any more.’ After that, my mate dragged me down to the paramedics."

Friends later told him that a “bunch of stoners found [his] little finger and were playing catch with it.”

now THAT’S what i call a party

Posted 33 minutes ago

whovian-at-hogwarts:

reerugan:

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ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ                                            ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ                                            ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ  ENTER THE BEAR CUBE  ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ                                            ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ                                            ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ

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Posted 51 minutes ago

kingarthurofgeek:

Here we see the original Wax Tom Baker posing with his human duplicate

Posted 52 minutes ago

famousest:

started from the closet now were queer

Posted 55 minutes ago

theheroheart:

theheroheart:

Rassilon wore socks with sandals pass it on

You think I’m joking about the sandals?

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Posted 58 minutes ago

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

reblog if you miss when dr who was a GOOD and DIGNIFIED series

Posted 59 minutes ago

yayster:

A pair of Golden Retrievers :)

Posted 1 day ago

lztybrn:

remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour

Posted 1 day ago

Moffat delivering one of the best doctor who episodes in years and fans still complaining just because he’s Moffat:

fezofrassilon:

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Posted 1 day ago

literalspoon:

kingkitsu:

gravitationaltimothy:

Oh thank goodness, someone made a yaoi hands photoset so I don’t have to

IM CRyinv

I can feel your hand

Posted 1 day ago

darkknight-tactician-ayla:

12 year olds in 2007 more like

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Posted 1 day ago

mulders:

bill clinton believes in aliens and he was the president of the united states so he knows something

Posted 1 day ago

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Posted 1 day ago

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Posted 1 day ago

post-eldritch-horrorcore:

jayno-eyes:

Unnecessarily gendered things:

  • clothes
  • shampoo
  • babies
  • deodorant

Children’s toys
Colours